(thought why shouldn't I try it out too?)
VISHESH VATSAL, male 21
OBJECTIVE
Say I am a gardener, but I garden my garden half-heartedly, then what kind of gardener am I ? To work beautifully is my motto, and that is the reason why I WANT to work for you, apart from money, safety, societal respect, foreign vacations, hooking up with a good-looking girl and buying an unmanned air vehicle to keep a watch (spy) on her.
ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENTS
Year Degree/ Achievement
290 BC B.A., Political Science, Chanakya Institute of Technology,
200 BC M.A., Philosophy, Vedanta Institute of Technology,
200 BC- 1578 AD self imposed academic break for self-discovery,
1579 invented the word 'sarcasm'
1642 - 1687 raised Newton and secretly threw down that 'apple',
helped him with his Principia
helped him with his Principia
1777 [seriously? you want more?]
EXPERIENCE
Languages known: hinglish, jharkhandi, and C++
8+ yrs experience in browsing the Internet
9+ yrs experience in cooking and embroidery despite handicap of being a male
10+ years, giving electro-voice effects (auto-tuning) in bhojpuri songs
Giving hand massages
PERSONAL ATTRIBUTES
Emits punctuality and passion from sweat glands
A believer in dog
Last year, scientists discovered bravado in his knuckle bone
CAUTION: his bright smile can cause temporary blindness
Called for Bharat band once
Knows no hate, for chocolate ice-cream
Strikes upon thee with great vengeance if you got his chocolate ice-cream, DON'T do that
1 cm gap between incisors, lemon seeds go through them while drinking lemonade in mess
REFERENCES
Obama (loved my lectures on politics and philosophy) and Dhoni (hometown buddy)
