Walrus

Dear ,

I feel like a Walrus today. Time has been very lazy lately. As are the people. I wonder if I can ever enjoy a day like a walrus. Just stay there like a sack of potatoes. Not caring about comments others have to offer about my teeth. Blink an eye or bob my head occasionally. See people and their lives -be a voyeur. People are kind, but boring.. but I hate people. Sitting in the balcony, I was enlightened by the fact that I share my name with the pet dog of our neighborhood. The emotion of embarrassment was never there in me. On the contrary, I would be glad if we swapped our lives. Free food, company of beautiful women and respect in my species. (Isn't respect the most important thing? colon p) And lots of sex

I would be lying if I said I didn't think about you today. (I hope you chance upon my letter someday). I remember your face clearly. Also your smile.Sometimes. But then I have to be practical. I can't think about you all day. And I don't. So I went to get a haircut today. The saloon is called 'Gents a/c Men's Parlour cum Saloon' , I didn't mind. Inside there were posters of male models with amazing hair. They promise to turn the simple avinash ekka to some western supermodel with their magical hands. And sure it works! I curiously looked into the mirror after my haircut and I saw the most handsome man on earth. Okay , maybe I didn't(yes i did). I also planned to google why saloon refers to both a sedan car and a saloon.

I also wondered about how would my facial expression be like after I die. Would there be a wry smile below partially closed eyelids? Or would it be a more serious type , almost mumbling something..? I was thinking about writing my death wish. To hold my eyelids open with a clip or something before the funeral. Just to creep everyone out. I guess I am good at it. I hope the funeral and cremation happen. I would love to add some carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. Hence I also hope to be fat as a walrus by then. I would die like a walrus. A coronation of a cremation.

Otherwise life is pretty comfortable.

Vish